OMG Is It Christmas?

Thank you all so much for posting a million times that it is Christmas. I had no idea.

First World Problem

First World Problem: Getting mad because the person in front of you at the grocery store is paying with food stamps and has a nicer phone than you.

White People Problem

White People Problem: Not being able to accurately describe someone because you're scared to call them "black," 

Anyone Can Stop a Bullet

Anyone can stop a bullet...once

Another Bad Chris Brown Joke

Listening to a Chris Brown song when suddenly you have the urge to hit things. Coincidence? I think not.

Biting's Excellent - Dr. Who

"Biting's excellent. It's like kissing. Only there's a winner." From Dr. Who

If Life Had a CTRL+Z Button

If life had a CTRL+Z button, I bet a few of us wouldn't be here.